Ah... is it safe to leave the teepee? There were all those weird animals last week and I didn't want to get chased again...

I'm never going in the woods without my sword again.

[lots of rustling sounds, and something growling in the background, carries on throughout the post]

Ah... I don't really... I mean... I'm sorry if I--

[more noise, as if he's running]

I really didn't mean to disturb you, mister Bear! I was just investigating that tree! Please stop chasing me!

[more crashing around before the recording cuts out]